Stories

He: “Every day I will take you out for shopping. I will buy you gold and diamonds.”

Me: What’s your ctc?

He: What’s that?

Me: What gives you the confidence that you can buy me diamonds?

He: Mummy kept everything ready.

Me: That’s what ur mom bought. So what will you buy?

He: No I also bought. I will buy everything u want.

Me: How old is your mom?

He: 96 years

Me: Whats your age?

He: 46

Me: Your mom delivered you when she was 50.

He: no no she may be 92-93 now…

Me: Who asked your mom’s age? I am a non-vegetarian. How will you bear the smell of meat, fish and chicken?

He: I will cook for you and feed you with my own hands

Me: Are you jobless that you have so much time to cook and feed your wife?

He: After I come from office, I will cook and massage your head and take you out

Me: Are you a certified masseur?

He: No but I am good at my work

Me: (Laughing loudly)

He: Why are you laughing

Me: You are talking funny things like a child

He: all of us have this childishness. We can be stress free with our people.

Me: yes true

He: we will adopt a 10 years old kid..

Me: how? Do u have one?

He: no from mother Teresa…

Me: hmmm

He: You are beautiful

Me: Thanks. Your skin is fair, how will u handle a darkskinned wife in public because people will pass comments?

He: I will throw mircha on that person

Me: What will that do?

He: that person will not be able to open eyes

Me: ha ha ha (laughing out loudly)

He: I will keep you happy. I will never let you cry

Me: Sounds good. Do you know what I want?

He: I want you. Your wish is my wish.